Sorry I haven’t written in a while.

Life on the farm is tough!

My parents have the turkeys on medicated food because they have an everlasting case of the sniffles! Can you believe it? Sniffling turkeys! They sneeze too! They’re so stupid that they can’t walk and sneeze at the same time so they move like this: walk, stop, sneeze, walk, stop, and sneeze! And if you look at the right moment you can see their heads visibly swell up from congestion! When a turkey’s heads swells up, it looks like there is a giant pompom on its neck.

Recently, some squirrels invaded my farm—and a cute baby chipmunk. My mom thinks that the squirrels are giving the turkeys the sniffles! Squirrels giving turkeys the sniffles. What has the world come to?

Peace to ya,

Farm Girl